I'm programming Duke Nukem Forever myself!!!

[Victor Smootbank]

Duke Nukem Forever will no longer be a piece of vaporware, I'm
writing it myself!!!

I'm writing it in GW BASIC and I've already done 79%.

Stay tuned!!!

[New S Reader]

Actually not a bad idea. Be sure to give us unofficial release dates, then
keep pushing them back!

Post by Victor Smootbank
Duke Nukem Forever will no longer be a piece of vaporware, I'm
writing it myself!!!
I'm writing it in GW BASIC and I've already done 79%.
Stay tuned!!!